Alien Book of the Month
by Zoey Indiana
Life couldn't go more wrong... Then Twyla found a crumpled paper with a time and location on it.
When Twyla can't take more of her unfulfilling life, a stranger's lost note turns her life upside down. Now there's a big alien calling her mate and promising to give her a happy ever after in the stars.
Here's an Excerpt
In retrospect, watching the alien shove a probe up his ass was my first mistake. Offering to help him get rid of the boner he'd had for several hours was my second. Who knew finding a crumpled piece of paper in the street would lead to a comical night of mistakes? Yeah, definitely not me. This was a night of what the fuck.